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Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
It’s an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it’s about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half’s together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It’s great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them… Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
…see?
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
A new challenger appears
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
That’s OCD.
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
Nice one.
I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.
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If I’m riding in a car, I’ll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.
Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.
