Boy, that escalated quickly. Never underestimate the acceleration of e/acc chuds.

We threatened to strike if Sam Altman wasn’t reinstated as CEO because we thought it was whats right

So now is a good time to strike too, right?

Right?

Getting blown up by an AI drone because I only have five fingers

ChatGPT please create for me a military plan to deal with Houthis blockading the Red Sea. The plan has to be realistic and good enough to prevent me from being fired.

silver lining: AI is terrible at everything it does

In other news, OpenAI’s largest investor Microsoft is now the most valuable company in the world

SKYNET but instead of nuclear winter it just plagiarizes the New York Times

All those we email jobs at the Pentagon are in jeopardy

I hate these people so, so much

Don’t be evil.

Here’s some seed money.

Be evil.