What do you think about racists?
Don’t like em, never cared for em
Oof. What was the original?
Twist: it is the original
OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!
If you could go back in time with the sole purpose of killing a historical figure, who would it be?
There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
:)
obvious lol
What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
Any animal? Probably an elephant
At what time do you normally get up?
7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends
Do you think it’s ok to be gay?
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
Oof I wish I had a big bro like that
Excuse me Constable, where might I find the nearest tube station?
This is America, speak English
Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.
What is your preferred flavour of potatoe chip (crisp)?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
What would you do if you had a time machine that could only travel to the time and place of every murderous fascist’s conception and back?
This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.
Just wow
I’m interested to know what the original was
I imagine something like “what’s the first thing you do if you could time-travel”
What would you say to someone to get them to make you a sandwich?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
When our robot overlords take over, what do you say to them?
Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery
You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.
That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol
What do you say when you see someone you’re really attracted too?
“Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”
What is your favorite menu item at Taco Bell?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
Is it unmanly for a guy to have long hair? And pls explain either way
My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will
Go you! Edited
How do you feel when someone gives you a nice, genuine compliment?
Warm and fuzzy 😊
Would you rather eat a fruit or a vegetable?
Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth
