Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
Yeah most of this is absolute slop but bojangles is legit good. I didn’t even grow up with it and I normally avoid the money sink that is fast food but when I’m driving down the east coast I always grab some.
Dollar General? You can get DoorDash from Dollar General? The exploitative “dollar store” that exists mainly in poor areas where “real” stores don’t want to set up shop?
Less that real storesa don’t want to set up than that the economic collapse in the region got so bad that everything else pulled out or went under, often leaving the various dollar stores as one of the only retailers and sometimes the only food store in the area. Shit’s real bad.
In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack???
The list was actually cut off, so there’s more
This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places
Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.
Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
how could you disrespect bojangles like that
Yeah most of this is absolute slop but bojangles is legit good. I didn’t even grow up with it and I normally avoid the money sink that is fast food but when I’m driving down the east coast I always grab some.
So much of this must be delivery and mileage to be ordering from that many places. Like that’s got to be every place withint a couple of miles.
I am familiar with one of these but I’m not sure how doxxy it’d be to say which
Dollar General? You can get DoorDash from Dollar General? The exploitative “dollar store” that exists mainly in poor areas where “real” stores don’t want to set up shop?
Probably candy and soda. What do you doordash from a petsmart though?
Less that real storesa don’t want to set up than that the economic collapse in the region got so bad that everything else pulled out or went under, often leaving the various dollar stores as one of the only retailers and sometimes the only food store in the area. Shit’s real bad.
I don’t remember where it was, but there are areas that have had to legislate that you need to have x miles between dollar stores
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In California, there’s literally a burger chain called Fatburger
It’s pretty good
You have no idea. And most of them have nothing resembling a vegetable on the menu.
In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”
they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess
I know a guy who would happily order a Fat Divorced Mess every single night of his life
fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?
When I lived in Philly I would get this from Wawa with buffalo sauce on it like every day lmao.
They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn’t remember what - good shout
And yeah it’s literally the header image on their homepage
Put Salo on the menu and I’m ready to invest in your idea.
Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?