• @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    306 months ago

    Sexy Skeletor = Martok

    Also, Quark isn’t stupid. He would NEVER kick Morn out of his bar. Regulars are worth three times their weight in Latinum.

    • @TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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      236 months ago

      Quark isn’t stupid. He would NEVER kick Morn out of his bar.

      Rule of Acquisition 57:

      Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.

    • @skipster
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      76 months ago

      morn had 500 bricks in this 3rd stomach; so that makes him more than 3x his weight in latinum. lol

  • RBG
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    156 months ago

    I feel like Gul Dukat should be Ralph, since he just keeps coming back no matter how often they throw him out. Or maybe he should be Barney.

  • IninewCrow
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    6 months ago

    No matter what alternate universe or format you create of DS9, she would be a constant in all of them

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      6 months ago

      Rule 3 of the Starfleet Guide To First Contact:

      Conservatives who use religion (or other ideologies) as an excuse to bludgeon their fellow citizens into power structures that hurt them are a constant across the universe and are present in all species, and they use the same exact script that must have been distributed sometime before the evolution of intelligent life and has remained unchanged for eons. Expect these people. Without fail every beautiful punchbowl you encounter and make first contact with will have these turds floating around in it just itching for an opportunity to sabotage negotiations with the federation.