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    Oh no, you see he was just passing by when he noticed that the farmworker was possessed and he decided to perform an impromptu exorcism.

    It’s like a snakebite. He’s sucking the demon seed out.

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        Oh really? Would you say you would sell your soul for it?

        ̶̡͕͙͈̙͛J̵̡̛̰̙̪̙u̴̠̟̘̎̓s̶̪͐͜t̴̡̞̳̓̔̿̒ ̴̗̹̖̰̎͛ş̷̗̈́́i̵͛̎̌͗͘͜g̸̤̳̲̪̮͐̑̑͒̍n̷͚͆ ̸̻͌̂h̶͖̠̗̾̈́͆͜e̸͖̻͛r̷̨̢̾̈̅͝͝ě̶̡̫͉̟͉́̐̑͠ ⛧

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    So the tape came out after he won the primary but before the election. The GOP tried to push a write in campaign for his primary opponent. Some said they’d vote for the dem candidate. But due to republican gerrymandering, the sucker still won.

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      Nah that wasn’t due to gerrymandering, or no more than any other election at least. That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what. He could have been having a bukake party at the parking lot and they still would have voted for.

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        that wasn’t due to gerrymandering,

        That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what

        And gerrymandering works by the politicians choosing their voters rather than the other way around.

        In this case by artificially making sure that there’s enough “GOP no matter what” voters in the district to guarantee a Republican victory.

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    Remember folks: while the Right wing of American politics actively tries to distract you with culture war nonsense, the topics they choose for their culture war are chosen from their own personal closet of skeletons.

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      Despite Republican Party opposition and a write-in campaign - but because gerrymandering it was a cinch for him to win

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        it was a cinch for him to win

        Come on dude…

        • His win was a blow out.
        • Even though he sucked as a politician, he won easily
        • he handily beat his opposition
        • he sucked away the energy from his opponent
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          cinch /sĭnch/

          noun

          1. A girth for a pack or saddle.

          2. An encircling cord, band, or belt.

          3. Something easy to accomplish. synonymbreeze.

          4. A sure thing; a certainty.

            “Their team is a cinch to win the tournament.”

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      He Who Giveth Head Shall Be Greatly Rewarded.

      John 42:69

      Trump Bible Edition

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    I wonder how many conservatives would be liveral if they received some good therapy.

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    You could have a million gotchas. A trillion examples of hypocrisy. They dont care. They care about power.

    Well, they are ready to take it. What are you going to do about it?

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      I’m a little confused on what the hypocrisy is because we don’t know what he said about homosexuality

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          The tweet doesn’t say anything about it though. Just “Opposes LGBT rights” which means a lot of different things to different people

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            That’s fair.

            To explore that, what is the scenario of a person that opposes LGBT rights, participates in LGBT activity, and isn’t a hypocrite?

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                💀 everyone’s getting on my case about this I was doing some work and watching a YouTube video + its 2:30 AM in my time zone. Give me like 12 hours to reply at least lol

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              It again depends on what someone considers LGBT rights. I am gay, I oppose a business being prohibited from denying me service based on my sexuality. To a ton of people that is me opposing LGBT rights. A lot of religious (idk how many there are overall though) LGBT people oppose gay marriage. There is the whole “LGB drop the T” movement which are basically gay terfs, and probably to some extent oppose LGBT rights. There are a ton of examples because LGBT people can have any spectrum of beliefs and LGBT rights can mean anything to different people.

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      Latent homophobia or misogyny. Pussylicker isn’t ever used as an insult.

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          There’s also “cunt”, which (depending on your English accent mainly) can be considered perhaps more offensive than “dick”.

          We Finns also use “vittu” very much in the same way English uses “fuck”, but “vittu” translates more or less directly to “cunt”. “Fuck you” in Finnish would be “haista vittu”, which translates to “sniff a cunt”. But just like the English “fuck you”, the actual meaning of the words isn’t the meaning in the context of telling someone to bugger off.

          And there, see, “bugger”, latent homophobia again.

          In circles we go, from homophobia to misogyny.

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            Its weird, but in private conversation to mates etc we use “cunt” and “bugger” a lot. Its general banter down here, though it doesnt get said professionally, in front of kids etc. They’re working class words here

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              It’s really not weird, was my point. Unless you’re American? In America, in an American accent, “cunt” is very hard to utilise as a term of endearment. With Aussies? Zero problem.

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    Omg! Like every time! Every time there’s an anti LGBT politician they’re always caught doing something gay!

    Like it’s some kind of law of the universe!

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        What i don’t understand is why they punish themselves instead of just saying “Hey! It’s ok to be gay!” And pass laws showing this

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      Remember the Hungarian homophobe official caught in a huge gay orgy, which also had other bigots from government in it? He broke his nose jumping out of a window, if I’m not mistaken.

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        Haha, reminds me of when someone in school said “he ran into a wall with a boner and broke his nose”.

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      7 months ago

      Republicans don’t want to control everyone, they want someone to stop them from giving into their own feelings.

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    Stories like this are very upsetting, all these republican religious nuts out there sucking cock and going to gay orgies. I might have to convert.

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        I can only imagine how bad a Republican orgy would be. Not enough lube, no dental dams, no wet wipes, just one set of sheets for each bed, bad lighting, terrible music.

        No thank you.

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              Homebrew is always acceptable. I just haven’t had real moonshine since I lived in Kentucky. And miss me with that mass produced moonshine. Also none of my friends have the room to brew beer, but the wife and I would love to try sometime, and it would be amazing to serve at a gay orgy.

              When I have a yard I want to grow fruit to start vinting.

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    If Schmidt gives a truly amazing blow job, this may be his transformation story. Started out as a fascist, Christian nationalist politician, and after a getting tragically shunned goes on a journey of self-discovery and becomes the sweetest sex worker in Wisconsin.

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    Now this is the kind of political news I want to see.

    All politicians should be kept busy with being sexual deviants, so that their avarice and freakery is not let loose on actual policy.

    God bless the perverts, for they do no harm.

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      He’s literally doing harm by supporting anti-LGBT policies against exactly the people you’re talking about.