i just crawled out of a bomb shelter to fight irradiated monsters while scrounging through trash for survival. i am not going to pick out an outfit based on what makes my ass look nice
lmao it’s even got the same practical problem as boob-armor where it deflects incoming blows towards your heart, except it deflects them towards your bepis
You have to admit though, the new style of women’s baggy pants isn’t very flattering
i just crawled out of a bomb shelter to fight irradiated monsters while scrounging through trash for survival. i am not going to pick out an outfit based on what makes my ass look nice
You’re totally right. She just picked the first makeup kit for her face that she could find, not the best one out there
Go back into your mother’s skirts, you coom-brained asshat…
Turn your poop into wine and maybe I’ll reconsider…
Why are all male armor unflattering and chastely prude?
We deserve to see flattering armor on the male body
lmao it’s even got the same practical problem as boob-armor where it deflects incoming blows towards your heart, except it deflects them towards your bepis
bit idea: platemail that’s concave over every critical hit point
This but unironically
You have to admit though, the new style of men’s pants not showing their fucking hog bulge isn’t very flattering
It’s not my fault my boss won’t let me wear grey sweatpants into work every day
Why aren’t you wearing a codpiece?
y’all put on pants to post?
I take off my pants before posting
As is tradition
I’m posting right out of the shower
Does my birthday suit count?
if your birthday suit has pants you might want to see a doctor
You have to admit though, my pee pee when reality doesn’t look like a porn :(
I’ll admit that baggy pants on women can be hot as fuck because I’ve actually been outside and seen women wearing baggy pants
Yeah baggy clothing has been in fashion for years as well, but these folks are not exactly known for their ability to adapt to change
What do you wear? Show us your ass.
“new” my weirdo in Christ bethesda made the loose vault suits in 2008
Women don’t have to dress for you or your preferences
No I don’t.
Posting shit like that doesn’t look very flattering.
retvrn
Show us your ass 🔫
Post your butt in tight fitting pants then
Was this a worthwhile venture for you, totally missing the point of the post?
Wow that’s a great point thanks for contributing
What kind of pants do you wear? Show us your hog.