America is best because of things for sale there. Exclusive and amazing things like…coffee, pants, shoes, beer and meat. The only thing ‘american’ about it is the specific brands he brings up. So what if my coffee isn’t Starbucks, my shoes aren’t Levi’s and my pants aren’t Nikes and why the fuck would I want my ribs from Applebee’s if I ate meat in the first place? The fuck kind of own do they think this is? You can get stuff that’s widely available most places but you won’t be able to look at the same logo?

“You’re lucky you live here pal, it has brands I’ve identified with because that’s literally all America has”