It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING
Edit: oh… And this
POOOOOORK IT’S THE MEAT OF KINGS
IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS