The lap dog thinks he’s in control

: I don’t mind, because once they start the apocalypse, I get to watch them burn in a lake of fire.

Wait where’s your . You’re not supposed to do this

Evangelical christians believe that by getting the Jewish population to move to Israel they are precipitating the apocalypse. So this is great.

“Why are these people from a xenophobic ethnostate mean to me when I visit?”

The Christians start chanting, “One hundred and thirty-three thousand”, over and over again…