• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

      Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer?

      Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off.

      Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

      Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

      Beat

      They both start screaming