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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

gotta get inside their head

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gotta get inside their head

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
    2. Light cigarette
    3. Bus will immediately appear
    • takeda@lemmy.world
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      Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.

      • sulgoth@lemmy.world
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        That’s not how that works, don’t be silly.

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          If it wasn’t working, OP would have 20 minutes to smoke his cigarette, but if it was, he would get his bus immediately.

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      good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit

  • essell@lemmy.world
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    “Honk honk bitches” just got me kicked out of the library

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      Beep beep mother fuckers

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    City buses don’t like to be lonely, that’s why they travel in groups, especially if they are serving the same route.

    • Wilzax@lemmy.world
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      Long ago, busses traveled so closely in groups that there were mechanical linkages between each bus

      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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        But then, everything changed when the cars attacked

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          Only the double-decker mastered all four routes

    • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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      Also you could base a true random number generator on the bus timings.

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      deleted by creator

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    Hmm. I’ve noticed the bus comes to this place every day at 7:13 am. That means if I also come here at 7:13 am, I will catch the bus!

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    Bitch I’m a bus.

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      Do not cite the deep magic to me, Bus. I was there when it was written.

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    My rule of thumb for where I live, is that the bus can arrive in a range of -25% of route frequency to +100% of route frequency. Any longer and there is a 50% chance that the bus may never appeare.

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    Brrrrrr

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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