Fartology is an up and coming science.
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This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I’ve definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.
It’s wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I’ve heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Can anyone get a higher number out of this?
The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present
Farts in my sibling’s face? Hilarious.
Farts in my face? That’s like, negative funny.
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…
Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.
Up and coming? Pff. It’s a fade that will pass like the wind
Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass
