Holy fuck, I’m gonna looooooooooooooove

These libs were shaking back when we were just power users. They’re not prepared for our era as a power couple

Ask not what your presidential candidate can do for you, but just shut the fuck up and

Love the username lol

Before any Red 40 dorks chime in, consider that I have drawn myself as the chad and you as the soyjack

I’m on a juice cleanse where I only drink Yellow 5. It has been 3 days and I can already hear other people’s thoughts

But for real, if the roles were reversed, he’d be doing everything possible to keep control of the White House. Meanwhile, she’s just happy that she’ll be able to cash in on her consulting fee for the next 2 decades. Fucking pathetic

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The dark days are Joever, comrades. We. Are. Barack.

Good to be back

Learn and apply theory, liberals

If Brennan doesn’t already have a secret account on here, we need to reach out to him

Y’all are excited that some power posters you’ve only heard whispers of are returning to the fight, but you’re not prepared for our Yellow 5 posting

So, if you want to understand this election, the Republicans are Slytherin…

I’m feeling so unburdened by what has been

Do you know the turning number of a circle?