yeah okay thats reasonable

what are you a fed

authorize deez gnuts

Hah!

Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge.

You took too long to respond! I already ate the chicken skin.

Jeanyus! You deserve a raise.

Okay, that’s fair, I hadn’t thought of that. Here’s what I’ll do for you: I’ll send half of my chicken skin to you, you send half the banana skin to me (not the green half…). That way we’re both happy! Everyone wins!

This bag of chicken skin comes with a MSRP of over $300. Don’t be a tightwad.

How am I gonna make banana schmaltz without banana skin?!?! Youre going to ruin Thanksgiving for my children if you don’t give me that skin! Won’t you think of the children?

Would you accept chicken skin in exchange? I’m curious how banana schmaltz tastes, and this looks like a great opportunity to find out. Is it supposed to be green like that on the end? It’s not sick is it?

Then I have to stand on top of a box to get into the freezer! Won’t someone think of the convenience!?

“No Child’s Behind Left”

I don’t like the content they post (it’s indistinguishable from botspam) and I especially don’t like the fact that I can’t just block it. Every week it’s a new spam account.

Blocking is a user ban. Making so many new accounts is (from a personal, user-experience level only) very much like ban evasion in that view. The experience fucking blows.

I get that a lot of people are digging what cm0002 posts, and I don’t mind that they are getting off to it. I don’t, and I’m tired of playing block wak a mole. I don’t know what else to do but to keep blocking every time they get bored and make (for some reason???) yet another (over twenty and growing!) account on a new instance. I could see two or even three for like, you want to keep a porn account separate from public, or you want a mander persona and a world persona or something, but this is so supermuch not that.

If people don’t like me, and no doubt I’m on a lot of people’s blocklists (for good reason…), they can block my single name and move on with their lives and never have to deal with my manic bullshit ever again. More power to them, go off and slay, queen, it’s a great feature of this broad community.

Is it really too much to ask to be shown the same courtesy?

the best part of reddit was definitely res, it had user and sub and comment filters. meme subs- poof. but i dont do apps, if the client isnt browser based im not gonna fuck with it. ill just keep playing wak a mole i guess.

you are either disingenuous or ignorant of your own post history

can you not make 1000 accounts please im sick of blocking. if i wanted a phoronix.com rss feed i’d set one up for myself.

I just realized I didn’t get a laptop with a disc drive because I can’t remember the last time I used optical media.

If you want eggs you keep chickens in pens against their wills, control their food and water, and murder them when they are no longer capable of giving their unborn children to you for you to sell for your exclusive benefit. Let me spell it out for the simple minded; your metaphor sucks, and your argument doesn’t hold up to even the slightest scrutiny.

uh, farmers routinely murder their livestock. to death.

yeah that sounds reasonable i guess