The DNC thinks about Jill Stein more than the actual people voting for her.

Politics aside this guy’s content fucking sucks. Like I used to try getting into his stuff but he’s such an uninteresting hack. Like I rather sit through fucking Joe Rogan somehow.

I thought the marxist translation was “yim-yum”?

How can it be thirsty, they are literally hydrating with coffee.

Based and anti-math pilled.

(I hate math but love shooting at cops in minecraft but for real this time (but not for real as in real-real I mean in an actual videogame this time please Mr. FBI don’t Oppenheimer my home))

It’s like all these inspiring future landlords only care about his tax fraud. Jimmy Kimmel fans get the wall.

Yeah, but do you condom Hamass?

Moviegoers who VORE

Pizza Tower but it’s a TV-MA dramedy.

A Court of Owls if you will.

This pic goes so fucking hard.

Rebrand the Rock as “the Ivory” so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.

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The only thing he’ll be grilling are tears.

Ruth-kanda forever

"Until 2010, the Strauss Group (bought Sabra in 2005) stated on their English-language website that the company donated food packages to the Golani Brigade of the Israel Defense Forces."

"She was raised on a special kibbutz run by the Israeli government after her power manifested. Ruth was the first superhuman agent to serve with the Mossad (the Israeli secret service). She became a police officer in addition to serving as a government agent."


Photograph of Comrade Hulk battling evil hummus-ass colonizer.

Forgot to add this in, but for like a year the title was actually "Captain America: New World Order"

Funniest shit, it was speculated they changed the title because of…antisemitic connotations 

I used to watch his stuff a lot, but his takes on Deche were so bad I just couldn't.

( I'm trying to bait someone into a Deche Nutz joke)