I’ll have the chicken

Audrey II isn’t so picky.

Or a barrel

I’m with you. All the other replies seem to assume you already have the audiobooks you want. Are you trying to stream audiobooks you possess or source audiobooks?

If you have a library card they may use the Libby app for ebooks and audiobooks. My apologies for a non-piracy answer.

Don’t forget the song from Harry Belafonte (who also died this year) that was recorded for The Smothers Brothers but didn’t see the light of day until 1993

https://youtu.be/QFE4N57ibUQ

I guess people don’t remember Kris Kross

I missed the bus; and that is something I will never ever ever do again

You want that alphabetically or chronologically?

Or catching the same movie in different places over the course of a month before HBO changed its lineup.

I’ve passed out twice while high but it was in combination with alcohol and while urinating… so not the same experience

What’s that? Our website is unusable on mobile? Lucky for you we have a handy dandy little app!

When choosing a music player I went with an favorite from my dial-up days, Foobar2000. It’s pretty no frills… and I couldn’t find Winamp.

Always loved this song but never delved into any of their other music. Maybe I will do so tonight. Thanks.

I don't use any home assistant technology but I feel like yelling "Hail Satan!" into an empty room and getting a response would be fun

How many capybara is that?

Judge John Hodgman. John Hodgman, former "PC" guy in Apple ads, litigate submitted internet disputes with his bailiff, NPR radio host Jesse Thorne. It's funny, ridiculous, and often times heartfelt.

41 and I need to figure out how to find a doctor. But it was the memes that helped me figure myself out.

They also said "Chocolate without slavery? That's unpossible!"

You also need to think about the kind of food qe’re talking about. Milk has a date after which the product my start to turn and curdle. Dried pasta has a date after which… the quality might suffer a little? Fruit goes mushy and baked goods mold. The dates put on these items are designed to limit liability of the company(s) providing them. You don’t put 4 weeks on a bottle of milk thinking it will turn at 4 weeks and 1 day, you put 3 weeks on it knowing that it gives you leeway, not only for time, but also quality of storage. If you buy a bottle of milk but it takes a couple hours to get it back into refrigeration, of course it will affect the life span. And no one is talking about giving away bloated canned goods. Dented cans are most often sent back to the warehouse, especially if the dent is on a rim or seal.