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I’d say that you’re best bet is to go the “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” route.

Jesus Cash!

It’s all a distraction from the Epstein files.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTs_Q4hEqmA

I continue to hope that he suffers from a mass overdose.

Is her bottom half a goat??

This motherfucker will soon be advocating for the return of full-blown slavery while thinking he’s safe because MAGA keeps saying he’s “one of the good ones” and he truly believes that is a compliment.

Have fun with your eventual colon cancer.

You vote your heart in the primaries. In the actual election, you vote against the worst.

At least, until we get ranked choice voting or something better than the two-party system we have now.

I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about this song that keeps bringing me back. It’s got me like a fish on a line.

The terminology has been demonized so much by the opposition that it needs to be updated. What better way than to use terms the average person can relate to.

Is this one of those “drive on the parkway - park on the driveway” kind of things?

And more fun!

Boobs. I like your boobs.

I was thinking model rocket engine igniters would do the trick.

I like the one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmRWj7gJEU

Very briefly, after the CEO of United Health was killed, insurance companies were accepting claims they otherwise would have rejected.

Erotic is when everyone involved in the scene is in full consent of all the actions happening. Vulgar is the moment one person decides that they are no longer comfortable with the actions happening yet the scene continues anyway.

Finally, something for the homeless that JD Vance can really get behind.