Officer, I wasn’t the one looking at her butt

Why do you think they called her Bubbles?

Honestly, lucky coincidence. I just thought it was funny the bear was speaking French.

Common sense:
Surely no one could be more up their own ass about being French than the French.

Quebec, for some reason:

My guess was going to be vintage pornography.

That’s odd, it’s working fine for me on Boost

Mr. Krabs orders Spongeward back into the transport buffer

At least 3

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How did we end up in a world where you’re worshiped for being cartoonishly evil? Like, literal Seussian shit. I can practically see the smugly indifferent Who operating the wacky grind-down-books-to-make-billionaires-money machine.

I mean how else would I wash it?

Not legally, and if you’re not careful it can go from a suicide cord to a homicide cord. If you’re still connected to the grid while you use one, it can backfeed and fry a lineman who was working on what they thought was a disconnect line.

The proper way to do it is to get a transfer switch, which disconnects you from mains before you can connect to a generator.

Based on where his head is, how tall he appears to be, and the size of the boat, my guess is lying in a fetal position

Jeez, it just keeps getting worse >.<

Oh man, I know DnD horror stories are commonplace, but that one’s bad.

Still one of my all-time favorite SpongeBob gags

Movie idea: body swap comedy, but the two people are opposite sexes and also eggs. The movie ends with them deciding not to swap back.

On its face, making war more hellish to dissuade people from waging war sounds like a good idea. Where it falls apart is that the ones waging war typically aren’t the ones going through hell.

Mine has the opposite. If the timer goes off, there’s no stopping it. It’s going to do the whole sequence of beeps whether you like it or not.