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    myhouse.wad Need some gas after that burger?

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      Happiness has to be fought for.

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    We lost one 😭

    RIP bozo

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      4 Romans remain.

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        11 个月前

        4 romains

        • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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          Guess what their favorite vegetable is.

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            Iceberg lettuce?

            • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zipBanned from community
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              Caesar salad

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              4 Cheese Pizza?

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    20% layoff, that’s rough

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    If the “I” goes out, then you’re back to five guys again.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      It is as they say - there is not I in five. Errr… fve.

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    There are FOUR lights

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    You could fix it with one bullet.

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      Finally an American solution

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        American problems call for American solutions.

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    Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

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    Picard: “There are four guys!”

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    Ask my small children if they had learned Roman numerals. “What are those?” By MML no one under L will get this meme.

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    RIP Fifth Guy o7

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    Feels like this could be a good visual gag Easter egg in something like a zombie apocalypse comedy: Sign is in the background of a shot at the start of the film working fine, as the film progresses you get this, then III out of the vertical lines, then II and finally I with the S in GUYS burnt out too, probably with the place in increasingly obvious levels of burnt out

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      The Crow sequel did it.

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      Fuck you, you fucking fuckers!

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    Interestingly, I have never been to a Five Guys where it has been five guys.

    Usually two guys, three guys, two guys one girl, two girls one guy. But I don’t recall five guys on shift, ever.

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      Five guys take all the profits.

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    Great, now there’s four of them

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    In case you want intravenous saline and a paper bag full of fries

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