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minus-square@sundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglish39•3 days agoOn the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
minus-square@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish11•edit-23 days agobut uranium has 20 billion calories per gram
minus-square@0oWow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 days agoAnd it will sustain you for the rest of your life.
minus-square@mkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 days agoUranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.
minus-square@sundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 days agoWater? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.
On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram
Hmm… better just have one, then.
+/- 3,000 years
And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.
Uranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.
Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.