• @delirious_owl
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        419 hours ago

        Why is it not healthy for me to eat without a shirt again??

        • Captain Aggravated
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          71 day ago

          Are tits really that unsanitary that you’re going to infect a restaurant topless? I’ve got nipples, and I think they’re cleaner than my hands because I didn’t touch the door handle with my pecs.

          • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            21 day ago

            Not really, but it’s one of those things you need to be prepared to be asked to do. Many bars are cool with it though, even ones that are restaurants. I guess the whiskey disinfects the tits

            • @delirious_owl
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              119 hours ago

              Ah, got it.

              Next time a restaurant gives me shit about being topless, I’ll just dip a rag in some whiskey, rub my nipples with it, and say “there! Are you happy? And proceed to place my order”

          • @emzili@programming.dev
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            21 day ago

            It’s something you wouldn’t have a problem with until you sat down in a booth and suddenly your back is covered in some shirtless person’s sweat.

            • @delirious_owl
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              17 hours ago

              If its so hot they’re sweating, the shirt would be wet and so would the chair

    • vovoOP
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      121 day ago

      If they allow it for men they might have to allow it for everybody.