Would that be… a spot check?
Picard is frustrated at another two week long search in the neutral zone looking for Spot.
Goes to his desk to concentrate, asks the computer for tea, earl grey, hot … he moves back to his chair and puts his tea down to think
Spot appears on his desk
Picard looks confused … #1! … I found Spot!
Spot knocks over his tea and spills it onto the floor. He immediately jumps down onto the floor and disappears.
Riker rushes inside surprised and excited … “Where is he?”
Picard is on his hands and knees looking for Spot who has disappeared again … there’s a broken tea cup and liquid all over the floor … HE WAS RIGHT HERE!!
The crew start to question their captain’s mental state.
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.That’s his old version, back when it was a mere poem. He has since… improved it quite a bit.
Tell me this doesn’t take place in Springfield, OH.
Technically the truth - the best kind of truth:-)
Computer, locate Spot.
Spot is in turbolift 5… hall deck 4 section 7… turbolift 5… hall deck 8 section 2… pattern buffer O’Brien 1
Oops, looks like the cat is out of the bag on the existence of the pattern buffer now…
O’Brien quickly generates transport clone of Spot…
Eh, close enough.
Oops, I must have broke him - all he does is lay there. :-)
“The Crime Scanner”
I believe they mean tricorder.
“The last time I lost him, he got pregnant. I did not know that was even possible.”
Is there a Caitian serving on board?
Either way, Spot is only female for one episode. What the fuck was Data doing to Spot?
My headcanon is that Data names every cat he owns ‘Spot’ and he has different cats throughout the series
And apparently kills them on the regular since there were 4 Spots over the course of the show.
The perfect feline supplement can only be found through trial and error
Remember that one time that Spot was an alien space lizard? Ah… good times:-).
Same episode.
Also, he/she turned into an iguana. Because apparently that’s what cats evolved from.
Edit:
Compared to time travel, alternative realities, and warp core plasma, it makes sense to me sure.:-)
