Growing my own beans this year. I’ll have to wait all summer but by August I should finally get to eat something

I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to buy an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens

Beans are small eggs. Beans are cheap. Therefore eggs are cheap. Eternal lord-god emperor trump fixed the egg cost. Praise be.

No, I ate every bean on this planet :3

What about jeans?

It depends on the beans, but generally yes. We’re lousy with beans.

What about beans? Don’t you want someone to care about you?

You mean these beans? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gf82ore28uo