This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:

Why does the Mississippi flow south?

Because Iowa sucks!

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    16 hours ago

    Similarly:

    Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?

    A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!

    Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.