This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:

Why does the Mississippi flow south?

Because Iowa sucks!

  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.

    A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?

    B: Idaho?

    A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay

    Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.