Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?
And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.
Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid
Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don’t know, it’s a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents
why would cops get food for free?
Businesses that give away free drinks and whatnot to cops tend to have more cops around, and if a place is known to have more cops around they tend to get stolen from less.
Legal small bribes. It is why places like Speedway have a button for free police beverage. They want cops to stop by on their breaks so people regularly see cop cars in the parking lot.
Protection racket, I presume
Because business owners are bootlickers
Cops exist exclusively and solely to protect capital; and many businesses owners have deluded themselves into believing they’re capitalists. However as they are not and have no real understanding of how that relationship works they try to appease cops instead of demanding them.
In this the Petit Bourgeoisie harms itself and shows it’s whole ass; forever setting itself as subservient to police, who are subservient exclusively to the real Bourgeoisie.
¿Missing the what?
Sorry to bother you but it is “missing the cue” not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.
Missing the what?
¿que?
S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)
But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?
Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.
Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)
Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso
I think you missed the Q.
Thank you for helping. I hope it works.
What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?
Then the person at the front of the queue must clear their throat until you realise your mistake and return to the back of the queue.
Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔
Cuz, f tha police?
Cuz all cops are bastards
I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!
Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)
ACAB
All Cats Are Beautiful
Assigned Cop At Birth.
“I’m sorry ma’am… it’s a cop”
All children are bullshitters
That child is illegitimate.
¿Que?
sounds like a totally not made-up situation
Come to balkan ma frend, where people will force their 12 y/o to say they are 6 for free bus ticket 🙂
Family legend says that my mother paid child fare until she was 25
All cops are… babies??
Missing the what?
Quebec
