My idea of Heaven would be, that it’d be a place where you get to spend as long as you want there before deciding to move on. Like whether you want to comeback as someone new or want to be an angel or want to do something on a cosmic or spiritual scale that contributes to the bigger picture. You’re free from all suffering, regret, torment and guilt.
The idea of Hell is, is you get planted into two potential places aside from the commonly registered idea of hell that’s depicted. One place is solitary confinement, for your spirit. No contact, nothing. Whatever you suffered with, still remains and nothing or nobody will bother with you.
Another place, is where you get to relive your better dreams and memories. But they’re going to be fucked with until they’re nightmares, robbing you of ever reliving the pleasantries that they once provided you. It’ll be like partaking in a bad sitcom and you’re its star. You’re here in this idea of hell for quite the eternity, you don’t get choice as to when you want to leave or what you do with your spirit.
Heaven: Star Trek
Hell: Actual, current reality
First, about eternity:
Your physical body ceases to exist. Eternity remains. That means, math and physics have no meaning for you anymore.
Time will end for you. That’s the part that’s the most difficult to imagine. It is easier to think about how the first 3 dimensions have no meaning anymore, but then time will be gone as well, but you are still there.
Now heaven and hell:
Heaven is when you are forever on good terms with the God who has made you, and his whole bunch there. You will have all that you need for an excellent life there.
Hell is when you aren’t - then you remain alone with your grumpy self, or maybe with the devil who makes his life good at your expense.
Heaven: me chilling in my bedroom with all of the dogs I’ve ever owned, who can also talk to me, I have an endless supply of weed, Coca-Cola and the ability to make any of my favourite foods cooked in the way I remember with access to every single piece of entertainment at my fingertips.
Hell: just me being forced to spend eternity listening to my asshole father scream about me not wanting to play sports and how it’s my mum’s fault his life sucks, obviously I’m also being tortured by demons but that’s my layer of personal hell they’d add.
My heaven could not exist if hell is also real.
The very concept of hell is abominable to me.
Hell: An eternity of the skin-peelingist, ball crushingst torture you can imagine. Eyeball needles. The works. Because everyone has a creative psychological hell that’s worse than actual torture-hell, but to those people I say- have you tried torture-hell? Humans can rationalize anything, but it’s hard to rationalize a good ball crushing.
Heaven: The abandoned residential belt around Birmingham, Alabama on a hot Saturday afternoon. Immediately following two months of torture-hell.
Heaven would be somewhere that you can just do all the things you ever wanted to, with no restrictions on time or capability.
Want to know the answer to every mystery or conspiracy theory? Done.
Want to watch and savour every and any great old movie, with the full cinema experience? Not a problem.
Want to be a rock star, or a DJ, or a classical pianist? You are.
Want to be able to relive great moments from your life, happy times with your kids or your friends or your parents? It’s all just there for you whenever.
And there’s no boredom, and there’s no sadness, and there’s no rivalry. Just endless happy times.
You might enjoy reading The Egg by Andy Weir, if you haven’t already
They say that life’s a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It’s Heaven and Hell, oh well
And they’ll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It’s Heaven and Hell, oh no
The Good Place after the adjustments have been made.
And maybe an option for reincarnation (with custom spawn options), in case you don’t want to completely cease to exist yet.
Edit: The hell part is obvious, just flatten their [genital]s
I don’t believe in any afterlife.
I think your first hell doesn’t sound too bad. unless you’re adding that something outside the spirit is keeping it locked in stasis artificially, incapable of making any progress, that just sounds like the core aspect of meditation.
I quite like meditation
hell would be to reincarnate back to this world
I think that would be purgatory.
In hell, they strap you to a chair and make you listen to Taylor Swift for eternity.
be careful of swifties
I hope hell doesn’t exist, an ethical creator would not create a realm for torturing people, however long it’s for, especially if it’s eternal. They also would just give you heaven now, you wouldn’t have to experience a horrible human life to get into it. And it would be eternal pleasure, just like all the happy chemicals in your brain in a magical way so you don’t build resistance to it.
Anyway, directly affecting chemicals in your brain is a less interesting but better way to either create pleasure or pain in a human, experiences are fun to describe, but not the best way to actually do it.
Idk what if anything happens after death. Heaven or oblivion would be good, hell or reincarnation would be less desirable.
