Discuss Online
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Something About White Gloves...

message-square
50
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
553

Something About White Gloves...

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
message-square
50
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52252198

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    42
    ·
    8 个月前

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 个月前

      It will always be Burma to me.

  • Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.cadeleted by creator
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    edit-2
    3 个月前

    deleted by creator

    • normanwall@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      87
      ·
      8 个月前

      deleted by creator

      • 𝓜𝓲𝓪@quokk.au
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        57
        ·
        8 个月前

        Knowing our luck all the preservatives he’s eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

        • Carvex@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          19
          ·
          8 个月前

          We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

        • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          16
          ·
          8 个月前

          Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he’s almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it’s working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

          • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            31
            ·
            8 个月前

            Turns out it was money the whole time!

            • Zombie@feddit.uk
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              8 个月前

              So like this?

              https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ

              • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                8 个月前

                Lmao nailed it!

              • ratel@mander.xyz
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                8 个月前

                I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.

          • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            8 个月前

            deleted by creator

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 个月前

          it’s working on me. i had a group of “friends” running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

          granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

        • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          arrow-down
          5
          ·
          8 个月前

          The Coca-Cola and McDonald’s is just his schtick. He doesn’t eat that.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            8 个月前

            he eats kfc like a real dick tater

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        8 个月前

        Being close to this all the time: yeah that’s what it looks like to me too.

      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        8 个月前

        Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.

        “I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60.”

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      8 个月前

      I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.

      • TipRing@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        25
        ·
        8 个月前

        Typically, the VP doesn’t publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.

  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    8 个月前

    Isn’t that an IV bruise?

    • Duranie@leminal.space
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      8 个月前

      Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.

      I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she’s been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        8 个月前

        i was really worried my health was going that direction with the bruising coming out of nowhere, until one night i couldn’t sleep and my cat pounced off the seven foot something bookshelf directly onto my lap (barely missed my jibblies) and then directly to the window. apparently he likes it when i make this sound?

  • tomiant@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    8 个月前

    Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin

  • Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    8 个月前

    I wonder if he is on blood thinners?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 个月前

      His platelets just hate him

  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    8 个月前

    He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    8 个月前

    Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense

    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creatorOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      8 个月前

      The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.

  • einlander@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    8 个月前

    He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.

  • Furbag@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 个月前

    He’s got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.

  • MourningDove@lemmy.zipdeleted by creator
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    edit-2
    5 个月前

    deleted by creator

    • If Only@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      8 个月前

      That’s just an iv bruise. Could be anything.

      • jj4211@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        8 个月前

        I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn’t since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.worldM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      8 个月前

      The infestation is beginning to leak.

    • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      8 个月前

      Thin skin bruises easily.

    • Etterra
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 个月前

      That’s what happens when you’re soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he’ll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.

      • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        8 个月前

        within 10 meters.

        Is that 15 football fields?

        • P00ptart@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          8 个月前

          Or 27 half giraffes, but yes.

          • Etterra
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            8 个月前

            Or 11,532 Big Macs.

            • P00ptart@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              8 个月前

              I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo’s. Wtf? I don’t have any idea how big Elmo is irl

  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 个月前

    Deport him!

  • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    8 个月前

    he played that alligator tooth game and lost

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    8 个月前

    Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein

  • rayyy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    8 个月前

    Is he dead yet?

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 个月前

      Almost

  • El_guapazo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    8 个月前

    If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein’s face

Political Humor@lemmy.world

politicalhumor@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !politicalhumor@lemmy.world

Welcome to Political Humor!

Rules:

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • No harassment.
  • No sexism, racism or bigotry.
  • All arguments should be made in good faith.
  • No misinformation. Be prepared to back up your factual claims with evidence.
  • All posts should relate to politics and be of a humorous nature.
  • No bots, spam or self-promotion.
  • If you want to run a bot, ask first.
  • Site wide rules apply.
  • Have fun.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 2 users / day
  • 23 users / week
  • 3.37K users / month
  • 9.3K users / 6 months
  • 10 local subscribers
  • 2.02K subscribers
  • 659 Posts
  • 9.49K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Bucky@lemmy.world
  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.18
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org