• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

    Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

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      OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

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        that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

        I am not quite sure I know what you mean

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        That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

        Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

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          As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

          Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

          I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

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            Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

            As measured by whom?

            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorization

            Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

            You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

            Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

            Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

            I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

            I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

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              You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

              And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

              Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

              Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

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                And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

                Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

                Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

                You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

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            Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

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      Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

      What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

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    I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

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      I can’t tell you how often this ends old people’s lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

      This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

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          Oh, so it’s yet another one of those problems caused by that whole “let’s take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright” thing. Thanks, evolution!

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      We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

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      Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?

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    For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

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    That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.

    So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.