WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home, while reiterating how guns are still welcome and encouraged in schools across the country.
What happened to all the conservatives upset about their gun rights? The vast majority are a bunch of hypocritical bootlicking cowards. They want an authoritarian master.
Turns we’ve been misinterpreting their “Don’t Tread on Me” slogan. We all assumed it meant the person didn’t want the government infringing on people’s rights.
Turns out they just meant “Don’t Tread on Me but feel free to tread on anyone else - even if they look like me or are doing things I support, that’s fine as long as it’s not actually me me.”
That’s probably too long to write on a flag though. So honest mistake. /s
Pls tread on POC and queer people. They coming for my job at the Piggly wiggly.
-Republicans, probably.
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