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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

For that special someone on Valentine's Day

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For that special someone on Valentine's Day

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    5 hours ago

    Got u these candles, my baby, my belle

  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I unironically do this. Reduce, reuse, recycle bitch.

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      11 hours ago

      Then you wouldn’t be buying processed grease sealed in pseudo-wax in the first place.

      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9 hours ago

        Stop enjoying things!!!

        • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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          9 hours ago

          ?

          • Lightfire228@pawb.social
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            8 hours ago

            https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/quit-having-fun

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    19 hours ago

    I’d give her the cheese instead.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      8 hours ago

      Who wouldn’t be fascinated by a piece of cheese?

    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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      15 hours ago

      Spouse confirms: works every time!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      19 hours ago

      Where do you think all the cheese is going?

  • Photonic@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    You joke, but these guys loved it so much they made an après-ski song about it.

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    21 hours ago

    What’s the grape for?

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      To tell if it’s a big or small banana

      • Otter@lemmy.ca
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        20 hours ago

        How do I know if it’s a big or small grape?

        • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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          20 hours ago

          Banana for scale

          • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            20 hours ago

            I need an elephant for scale though :(

            • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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              6 hours ago

              its in the room but nobody seems to wanna address it.

            • Otter@lemmy.ca
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              20 hours ago

              Oops, the elephant ate the banana

              https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/banana-peeling-elephant-1.6809511

              • elephantium@lemmy.world
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                19 hours ago

                That’s what you get when you monkey around.

                • Otter@lemmy.ca
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                  17 hours ago

                  Nice username 😄

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      21 hours ago

      For eatin.

  • jqubed@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    What are the red things in the top photos?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      19 hours ago

      Babybel cheese wax.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No it isn’t.

        It’s babybel wax.

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      I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”

      Edit to add, “you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.” So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.

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    Red candles wax is hotter. It’s one of those weird universal thing…not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.

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      11 hours ago

      w40k ork magic i see

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): “And?”

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    Do I put the wax on my peepee?

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      8 hours ago

      Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.

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    18 hours ago

    I remember doing that as a kid, the wax makes fine candles.

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