Got u these candles, my baby, my belle
I unironically do this. Reduce, reuse, recycle bitch.
Then you wouldn’t be buying processed grease sealed in pseudo-wax in the first place.
Stop enjoying things!!!
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I’d give her the cheese instead.

Who wouldn’t be fascinated by a piece of cheese?
Spouse confirms: works every time!
Where do you think all the cheese is going?
You joke, but these guys loved it so much they made an après-ski song about it.
What’s the grape for?
To tell if it’s a big or small banana
How do I know if it’s a big or small grape?
Banana for scale
I need an elephant for scale though :(
its in the room but nobody seems to wanna address it.
Oops, the elephant ate the banana
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/banana-peeling-elephant-1.6809511
That’s what you get when you monkey around.
Nice username 😄
For eatin.
What are the red things in the top photos?
Babybel cheese wax.

No it isn’t.
It’s babybel wax.
I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”
Edit to add, “you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.” So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.
Red candles wax is hotter. It’s one of those weird universal thing…not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.
w40k ork magic i see
My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): “And?”
Do I put the wax on my peepee?
Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.
I remember doing that as a kid, the wax makes fine candles.















