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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    How did you get this photo of me in my masturbatorium?!

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Looks to see what they’re playing…

    Minesweeper

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    But won’t the tea cup slide off?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What’s up, JP?

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    “Nothing on my end, thank you”

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      I exhaled through my nose.

  • MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Most sane Eve Online player.

    • smiletolerantly@awful.systems
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      Ah, game on the bottom right screen I assume, the desto of the screens are excel tables?

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    Not a phone in sight, just living in the moment.

    • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t that one on a stand beside the middle-bottom monitor?

      • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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        Damn, you’re good.

  • Notso@feddit.org
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    Who needs VR headsets when you can just cover your whole body in screens?

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      This is my strategy. I have no less than five monitors going at once.

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  • hitstun@feddit.online
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    a screen capture from the 1999 film The Matrix showing the operator's desk with several monitors with black and green displays

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      What i3 users think they look like.

    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead…

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        … do you think that’s air you’re breathing?

        • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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          I know kung fu…

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            My favorite part of that scene is when he just style shifts into drunken boxing, hahah!

            • tomiant@piefed.social
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              “You think that’s beer you’re drinking? …Huh.”

  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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    I guess I’m rewatching Grandma’s Boy again today.

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      Adios, turd nuggets!

      • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works
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        My beef strong!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So, I’ve been crippled for a while, and have the poor mans version of this:

    [] (==) ||

    [] Wall

    (==) Bed

    || Computer Desk

    Got a bunch of surgery recovery pillows to prop me into an inclined position, Computer Desk just has a TV on it, got a wireless keyboard, wireless mouse, and i have a folded up sheet with an ergo mouse pad.

    … most people can probably pull something like this off, with a $50 - $100 set of differently arangeable surgery pillows, and I guess a wireless (i suggest 2.4 ghz) mouse and keyboard.

    Resolution on the TV ain’t great, but I’ve only got a Steam Deck, so… beyond 1920 x 1080 is generally a bad idea anyway.

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      Do you have one of those bedside hospital tables? They’re super convenient.

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        I do not, but yeah, having something like that would probably be useful for a lot of people doing a set up something like this.

        The room I am in is a bit too small to also fit something like that without it being more of a hassle than a help overall, and it would probably get hung up on the carpeting, and I’m basically at 10% strength capacity in one arm/wrist/hand, so… it would probably be painful and awkward to move around.

        I just have a smaller nightstand table.

        But, my bed is a queen, so, there’s usually enough room to just have a kind of ‘stuff i need to grab fairly frequently’ zone, like a staging area.

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    How tf do you get in and out of that contraption? Or maybe you just… Don’t.

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      It doesn’t have a built-in toilet, so I think you eventually have to get up.

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        If you’re going to the bathroom, you’re not playing battlefield. If you’re shitting in a bucket you’re playing battlefield

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        Every chair has a built-in toilet if you’ve got the willpower.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          Or a colostomy bag

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      Could be interesting to watch when the fire alarm goes off.

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        “I think I’ll die comfortable.”

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    News@11: a 32 year old man died today after rescuers where unable to free him from the collapse of his advanced home office monitor configuration. His last words were: delete my browser history, I can’t reach my mouse…

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      Tch, didn’t even have a deadman switch, amateur.

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    That one on the bottom right aint a monitor! It’s an impostor! Get 'em!

    But really, this part seems least ergonomic, your hands will go numb from holding them up for prolonged periods. I’d prefer a small desk besides hips for mouse and just place keyboard on the crotch. Or another desk on the left for small split/gaming keeb.

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    Ah yes, the goonopticon

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