http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sleep-2
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The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, surrounded by loved ones.
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fuck frequent urination.
Gotta pee 3 times at night, like full bladders of wee, not during the day though.