• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5 months ago

        This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

        Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer?

        Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off.

        Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

        Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

        Beat

        They both start screaming