In case anyone seriously considers doing something like this, you should know that vandalizing or removing political yardsigns is a misdemeanor in every state and can carry fines of $1000 and up to 90 days in jail per sign.
Sharing the meme is pefectly legal though.
Yeah, so make sure not to get caught
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Sign is 4 years old, and MAGAts want to hang Mike Pence because he didn’t go along with the failed coup.
MAGAts want to hang Mike Pence
Is that what we’re calling pumping now? Hanging Pence? Whatever floats their boat.
maga crowd wants well hung Mike pence. Got it.
Is that what we’re calling pumping now
This thread is just BEGGING for me to post NSFW selfies and I am not fucking falling for it again
Whsipers from the dark side
Do it. Share your gifts with us.
Should be legal to modify any signs on your own property, though.
Yup
It might also be legal to distribute your own parody political signs
Wouldn’t it only count to political signs placed by the party in question? I don’t think making your own sign would count. That would just be normal vandalism wouldn’t it?
If it’s your sign you may do as you please with the sign. Displaying it in your yard may be less straightforward, as it may no longer count as a political sign and fall under a local sign or art ordinance. Probably.
I meant altering someone else’s home made sign
Making your own sign wouldn’t be vandalism at all. That would just be subject to local ordinances about displaying signage.
I mean altering someone else’s homemade sign on Their property.
What are the chances of finding an intact Trump/Pence sign at this point though?
I’m guessing it’s also illegal to add funny signs?
The overlap between people who would put these signs up and the people who shoot other people merely for appearing on their doorbell cameras is pretty wide.
I support but do not recommend this type of vandalism.
We need drones with paint rollers!
Or paint spray
A little tricky with all that rotor wash, but we should get Peter Strepol on it.
After seeing two of my neighbors put up Trump signs in 2016, I said “no fucking way are we ever putting a political sign on our lawn.” I’m not going to risk anything around these people. Who knows how insane they are? I don’t even want a knock on my door and a lecture.
Yeahhh same.
Just buy a sign and prepare it before you go so all you have to do is swap signs.
Or steal the sign, modify it, and put it back. That way no money goes to them. We’re already committing vandalism, what’s a little petty theft?
True, but since you’re taking the old sign you can prep that one and swap it with another sign. Why not hit as many as you can?
Good call. Now steal one of their trucks to haul them and we’re getting into real crime!
Next fill a bunch of trash cans with cheap gas, haul it around with you and sell it door to door as a distraction while your friend is switching the signs. Wild card, bitches!
FPV sharpie drone deployed!
FPV AK-47 drone deployed
it’s probably less illegal than stealing signs.
Especially if you’re using duct tape or something, it’s hardly even vandalism at that point.
I don’t much care about the legality. I’d be much more concerned about a Trump supporter sitting in front of a monitor staring at a hidden camera feed of the sign on his lawn, just itching for someone to vandalize it so he could come out guns blazing,.
reminder that conservative are more frequently blue collar, more frequently rural, and more frequently working labor of some kind, the likelihood that they have security cameras is low, and the likelihood that they work is even lower.
while they likely do have guns, and are more likely to use them, i doubt that it makes a significant difference if you plan properly.
doesn’t take much, an old android phone and a cheap battery pack are all someone needs for a wireless security camera setup
and it also doesn’t take much to completely bonk the setup, or better yet, just assume it isn’t working. There’s a good chance that 75% of the reason security cameras exist is actually for deterrence.
Bro just carry your own gun. Not just red hats are armed or allowed to be armed.
Used to! Don’t wanna give up weed for a year to avoid perjuring myself on the 4473 tho :p
Blue duct tape would be faster.
I like the way you think
Unfortunately, that’s a Trump|Pence sign, so this is a bit out of date. The notion is still a valid one.
Exactly, it’s the thought that counts. Can probably come up with something fun for whoever he does pick
Would also need white tape or white sharpie to get the final E in Pence to be an S as well
There we are, I knew someone would streamline this for the masses.
Thanks
If it’s removable, the police probably may take it less seriously as it’s hardly damage
Unless they are right wing chuds that want to send a message
Blue painter’s tape, then.
Why do I have you tagged as psycho Christian?
Checks profile
Ah
How do you tag people?
Nosier though
Pence isn’t his running mate this time, wouldn’t work.
Guess you missed the VP announcement, it’s Jonathan Fatcock
Omg, you had me in the first half!
Heard it was actually his brother richard, but my source isn’t rock hard… Er, rock solid I mean.
Dick Fatcock is a real hard liner
Generally a prick as far as I’m aware
Pssh, nah, of course he will run with the same VP from before! Or did something happen to make his VP not trust him for some reason? 🤔
I still see so many of these flags flying and bumper stickers everywhere though
Not this exact one necessarily, but the idea is still valid
Has trump even picked his vp yet? Whom ever it is better have a lock tight exit strategy because his last vp was literally minutes away from being strung up by Trump supporters.
I bet anyone he does pick will just think that surely the leopards won’t eat their face
I’m unfamiliar, can someone fill me in
January 6th insurrectionists built gallows on the Capitol lawn.
After Mike Pence did the bare-minimum in fulfilling his constitutional duties by affirming the election results, the protesters who thought he’d follow the plan began chanting, “Hang Mike Pence.”
Pence nearly got murdered on January 6th
https://youtu.be/j4MMEs9BTqM?si=6teer9Q2f_lsYI_m
2:20 Trump speach
5:17 Trump tweet followed by mob chanting “hang Mike Pence” with a gallows setup on the lawn.
At this point, protestors have already breached the capital and entered the building.
Congress evacuated, and Mike Pence was waiting with Secret Service outside of his car. Secret service wanted him in the car, but he refused on the grounds that they would evacuate him off site, and he felt it was important to stay.
What about a white sharpie though? They used something white on the capital C and E to make them into I and S.
False advertisement! I want my money back!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it . . .
I don’t wanna gag. I wanna straight up choke. Give it to me hard.
The only thing we need to give you hard is a Bible and choke you with the Holy Spirit 😤
You didn’t even mention the best part: how hung Jesus is!
He hung on the cross for our sins 😤
BIDEN
HAI RKENNEDY
HACORN
Do it for her
OK, Homer.
Think spray paint would work?
You’ll probably gag on spray paint, so yes.
For best results, hold a lit match in front of the spray nozzle.
Spray paint is easier.
And much faster
A glorious modification
what is the original word for penis supposed to be? can’t be pence.
Could be Pence, what would be a C also looks doctored in that photo
how do you get a perfect I from a doctored C, and more importantly an S from an E?
I meant doctored as in literally editing the photo, not the sign, but if they had a white sharpie and a straight edge of some kind, I could see it working.
in that i agree, but the op mentioned blue only
