I just read that some kid in england is very upset about that emoji because it vaguely looks like him :~( how tragic
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why do I care so much about being technically correct on the internet
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The Faraway Paladin is so good
Faraway paladin is so cool, they’re sneaking into this dwarven mountain that fell to demons 150 years ago to kill an evil dragon with the power of a god before it heals completely, awakens and kills thousands of people.
And they hear clanking metal and footsteps beyond a door and think it’s demons and bust in only to find dwarves. Undead dwarves. The last garrison who still believes the Iron Country hasn’t fallen. They’re friendly and literally know one of the mc’s party. But then the last scion of the dwarven king gives them a tearful speech about how their efforts were in vain, not to avert their eyes from the truth, and how his grandfather struck back at the dragon and took one of if eyes “in an act of heroism celebrated by the gods themselves” and it’s just so cool, so GAR
And he pledges his life to slay the dragon, swearing on all the virtuous gods and ancestral spirits to bring back the Iron country
‘The kiln fires have not gone out! Their flames will spread, burning off all the rust and the Rust Mountains will be the Iron Mountains once again’
And then he asks the undead to rest and end their long watch
Im not crying
Hope you do better than im doing. Dinner in 2 hours and I still haven’t cut the onions and peppers for the shitty stir fry i’m making. I probably should have told the chef 2 hours ago i was worried about getting it all done but woops
I really need sleep but if I call out someone’s gonna have to either work all day or come in to work and i called out last Sunday and I feel bad burdening people when i did this to myself. But fuck i just want to lay down
Man fuck me, I’m so fucking stupid, I couldn’t sleep Friday night and spent all day yesterday exhausted and finally felt some energy when it was like midnight. So i drank too much and stayed up until 4am. Now I’m kind of hungover. My head feels okay but there’s a good chance if I cough too hard after I eat that I’ll just throw up my breakfast. I’m so fucking tired. I would rather die than be going to work. But i can’t call out again, I just called out like last week, ugh
@GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net yeah honestly i hated using the pizza wheels enough that I’d bring my own mezzaluna to work, lol. I mean you’ll still feel the use of it but I hated using the wheels a lot more
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counterpoint: the theme song
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Dying still sucks though, i’m gonna celebrate
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