• yarr@feddit.nl
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    I thought police in schools would make us safe… whoops

    I thought cameras in school would make us safe… whoops

    I thought metal detectors in school would make us safe… whoops

    I thought AI gun detectors in school would make us safe… whoops

    What’s next? Maybe start strip searching students on the way in? We keep getting more and more strict and the shootings keep happening.

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      Republicans are going to inadvertently stop school shootings through daily transphobic genital inspections

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      Maybe start strip searching students

      They’re already eager to look at kids’ genitals in fear of them being trans, so don’t give them ideas

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      You forgot

      I thought “official” guns in school would make us safe… whoops