“Crunchwrap Supreme”, but we just call him “Crunchy” for short.
Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.
Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein’s best friend
Saddam *Hissein
Behind the Bastards?
You betcha
When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer
So you renamed him from LuciPurr to LuciFur, got it
Paw Zedong
I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂
You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?
I don’t, should I?
I have a girl cat named Preggo.
We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she’s not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.
Wtf? Is dead internet true?
I don’t like that
I don’t think you should like your own post, kinda cringe
I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
Now think of every tweet screenshot we’ve seen, and how many we’ve actually checked to see if it’s legit. Scary because nearly all of us must have fallen for lies at some point
Maybe we’ve reached the inflection point, where AI slop now outnumbers human posts everywhere.
No where is safe.
Now pick for me 4 pictures of stairs.
What the hell is going on here?
Did we just lose?
Yes, we lost The Game.
That’s crazy! Although I’ve told this story many times before haha, I’m surprised a bot picked it up but not at the same time.
I am genuinely truthful in my story haha, she’s an awesome cat!
they are both jayden smith just spelled differently… why?
Also, the posts were made exactly 1 month apart. This is wack
Edit, wait, I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
Funny you say that.
👀👀👀 wwwtttffff
as the prophecy foretold
At first I was confused about why someone would copy some random twitter user’s post on here, but now I’m even more confused about why someone would fake a month old twitter post
I mean I respect the art, it definitely had an effect on me
wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!
Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!
I don’t really think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Not with that attitude
I like money
You ain’t from around here, are ya son?
Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he’s a good boy.
My Boy: Rails, for Ruby on Rails.
My Girl: Sushi, cause she’s black and white and looks like a roll.
I hope your cat never finds out he could have been called ruby but you choose to go with rails…
We had a Ruby but she died 😢
…
<_<
.>_>.
…
Soooo… I guess Ruby liked to be on Rails a lot?
My princess is named: Winter.
Because she’s white.
We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that’s their government names and I normally don’t use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.
All their nicknames are like
Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter
Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them
Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.
Aww we’ve got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too
My friend has a cat named Apollo and the man lives up to his name
He takes Americans to the moon?
a god of archery, music and dance, truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, poetry, and more
He gets people very far from wapakonetta
Mona and Nachos… Can confirm.
But mona is also an insult in slang, so … 🤷
These are my cats, Athena and Ultimate Cravings Box.
Names of my kitties over more than two decades:
Girls: Nova, Athena
Boys: Casper (black), Cocoa (white with blue eyes), Marconi
All kitties have dignified names.
Marconi
I have a corgi named Macaroni.
Hahaha. One of the medical assistants read his name as Macaroni. The vet was like, “He’s named for the discoverer of radio, right?” I affirmed and he made her apologize, which I thought was unnecessary. I guess he wanted my kitty to have the dignity of being addressed by his correct name. I told her I didn’t mind.
I love your vet. My dog was born on 4/20, so I wanted a weed-based name that wasn’t obvious. I looked through a huge list of marijuana euphemisms and as soon as I saw Macaroni, I knew it was his name.
Our usual dispensaries are all dog friendly, so we take him there to get pets. We love telling the story of his name there, Stephen always get a kink out of it.
Black male cat: Lucifer
Which is kind of funny, you’d think a white cat would better fit “light bringer”
It’s post downfall
I too have a Luci. He’s the best worst cat ever.
Luna - male
Eclipse - female
Madame (formally Freya) - female
Bat - female
Ding - male
Rainbow bridge: Gaia - female, Apollo - female
Bat and Ding had those names at the shelter and we didn’t see a reason to change them. Luna … We were told he was a she as a kitten, and after a week of proper nutrition we saw the boy bits and just kept the name. Apollo was purposely named that way because we already had one swap and then we’d have the sun and moon.
If bat and ding are patterned/spotted. Then the dingbat joke kind of fits. (Dingbat characters are characters used in printing, that instead of being letters are ornamental pictograms, which from a far look like ink spots most of the time. i swear i remember there being long, whispy characters made as edge fillers, but i can’t find them anywhere.)
Chalupa Batman and Osiris.
lol.
All of my cats were named after Star Wars characters. No one, regardless of assigned gender, needs to be named “ Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos.”
