I don’t get it.
God dammit
I think I’ll handle my constipation myself thank you, don’t get me wrong I’d love to be there but scat is a limit yk
Constipation. Right…that’s definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.
Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.
Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004
What if you self-check 3 times a week?
You could fight constipation with um… Eating more veggies and drinking more water.
I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today
Removing your blockage at 15000RPM
Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍
That’s my new nickname for my mustache
Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12’000 rpm
I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?
I’ve had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn’t hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I’ve had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can’t even sleep properly now.
You should go to the doctor
Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I’ve had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I’ve already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There’s a plan in place so it’s not like I’ve sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don’t live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the “advice”.
This is actually how hippopotamuses work
I might be thinking of hippopotamii
As the “poor pumper society” on youtube would call it, the “Crust Buster”.
Make a poop smoothie.
