HailSeitan@lemmy.world to Luigi Mangione@lemmy.world · 2 days agoShots Fired Into the Home of Oregon Insurance CEOwww.dropsitenews.comexternal-linkmessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1892arrow-down18cross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1884arrow-down1external-linkShots Fired Into the Home of Oregon Insurance CEOwww.dropsitenews.comHailSeitan@lemmy.world to Luigi Mangione@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square110fedilinkcross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareThe Pantser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up216·2 days agoPolice just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoI can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoBigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 day agoPfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
minus-squarepotoo22@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-22 days agoSo like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
minus-squarefrigidaphelion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoWhat if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoIt’s actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoMaybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
minus-squareoctopus_ink@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoI like to think that some version of this conversation took place: “Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?” “Why wouldn’t we?” “Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.” “It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.” “As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”
minus-squareDontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoOh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon. Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
Police just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
I can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Bigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
Pfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
So like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
What if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
It’s actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
Maybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:
“Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?”
“Why wouldn’t we?”
“Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.”
“It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.”
“As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”
Oh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon.
Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
(Including myself)