I’d be scared of zebras if I was that small too, there’s a reason they’ve gone undomesticated.
I am not that small and am scared of zebras, they are aggressive,
Herbivores are the most dangerous, predators might try and eat you, an herbivore will kill you just to eliminate you as a threat. Hippos and cape buffalo especially, but zebras too I bet.



oh your god




I’m on my phone, most of my Jesus memes are on my pc and I move for no god

Do the brits call them zedbras?
No, but we do call them zebras (not zeebras)
They call 'em “old timey fucked horses and mash, init”
That zebra looks so upset at not being liked.
Spoilers. Some of us haven’t gotten that far yet.
Guessing by the title… it must be H for Horse.
Hey I’m Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC’s and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Z is for Zebra, A is for Ass
help me i can’t find my head
Zee or Zed
zed-sayers usually pronounce zebra with a short, closed ‘e’ like in “bed.”
“You keep crossing me. Stop.”







