But does he eat you out, Eve?
It’s also the tightest pussy…
But I’m a grower not a shower!
“Is it in?”
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
Hank…?
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
That’s because it’s not a penis…
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”
- God, probably
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
„again“? 😂
According to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can’t remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?
How do you think I got this hawg?
There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D
And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.
And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
Sound Old Testamenty?
As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.
Was that not what manna was in the Old Testament? Drops of “Oh Yeahway”?
God, can’t we PLEASE eat something else for once!?
“lol no look out here cums more”
Image search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)
Well, also the smallest.
And perfectly average! (At least that’s what she told him)
Caine: well…
Lilith: Im stuck in a cave stepson.
And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.
Eve invented wood working out of frustration.
Yes and I’m hungry. Fetch me a sandwich
